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Thanks to the iPod Shuffle, I can now bring you this…
I’LL VISIT YOU IN PRISON
You messed it up – a big mistake
Your life is crumbling like madeira cake
The laws you just could not obey
Require the system to put you away
You’re standing still there in the dock
All eyes upon you as the judge takes stock
The sentence passed – the gavel bangs
The chains clank while the big door clangs
You turn and look around you
As prison guards surround you
Your face a plea for pity
While I provide sympathy
I’ll visit you in prison baby
Although it’s very far away
I’ll visit you in prison baby
I’ll try and visit every day
You know you can rely upon me
You know I always will be there
I’ll visit you in prison baby
Guilty or innocent now I don’t care
You’re eating in – you’re slopping out
The tabloid papers have the third page torn out
And in the cell you share with lags
Who’ll beat you up if you don’t give them your fags
They’ll try to give you some tattoos
They’ll shiv you painfully if you refuse
Don’t bend to pick the bar of soap
Just keep your head down and hold on to hope
You’ll go in meek and nervous
Just like an L-plate driver
You’ll toughen up in no time
Become the great survivor
And come the time when you’re set free
I’ll pick you up and bring you home with me
You’ll leave behind your prison clothes
We’ll write the book and you can do the shows
You’ll tell the world your sorry tale
Advise the kiddies not to go to jail
Then you’ll achieve celebrity
Get rich and famous and abandon me
But you’ll forget what you’ve learned
Go and commit some new crime
I’ll tell the cops about it
Just like I did the last time
(c) 2009 Daniel Prendiville
And that, folks, means that I have written lyrics for all the songs that I’ve demoed fully to date and which are meant to have full sets of lyrics. Next week I will be mostly programming MIDI parts…
Regards,
djp